First, find some ripe avos, fresh tortillas, and a butter knife.
Scoop out the green goo...use at least one half of an avocado for each clogger.
Add salt from your shaker, or in this case one half of a shaka.
Add hot sauce. Wusses can skip this part.
Dane said he's never been able to duplicate the butter knife & avo pit scene like in the movie Sprout...
Repeat this for a few days. If you're lucky you'll feel it.