
First, find some ripe avos, fresh tortillas, and a butter knife.

Scoop out the green goo...use at least one half of an avocado for each clogger.

Add salt from your shaker, or in this case one half of a shaka.

Add hot sauce. Wusses can skip this part.


Dane said he's never been able to duplicate the butter knife & avo pit scene like in the movie Sprout...

...until now.

Far out!

Repeat this for a few days. If you're lucky you'll feel it.